In case you were wondering what our Tanooki comic was getting at… look no further. Yes, we are obviously excited about the all new Mario 3D-Land game where you can play once again as the fan favorite Tanooki Mario, but honestly wouldn’t you rather play Mario Kills Tanooki! Thanks Peta for this delightful game where Mario literally skins a Tanooki alive and flies around with your skin on his back while you try to catch him. Beware though gamer nerds, this game is harder than Dark Souls and Demon’s Souls combined!
In case you were wondering where we come up with this sick crap – like in this comic, when firecrackers and butt cheeks collide – look no further. Screw you YouTube, for always having the real thing. – Love, Yetti
Well technically it’s a YETICORN – a yeti unicorn!!!!!!! Check out the shirt at Gimetzco!




